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<i>♪ There's a hundred
and four days
of summer vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like maybe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪</i>

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- Hey!
<i>- ♪ Or giving a monkey
a shower ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪</i>

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It's over here!

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<i>♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or driving
our sister insane ♪</i>

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Phineas!

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<i>♪ As you can see,
there's a whole lot
of stuff to do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Before school starts
this fall ♪</i>

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Come on, Perry!

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<i>♪ So stick with us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So stick with us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪</i>

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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Come on, come on.
You'll never believe it.

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Phineas and Ferb
made the world's
biggest banana cream...

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- [belches]
- ...pie.

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But-- But-- But-- But--

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If you need me,
I'll be in the house.

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But, and I mean this
in the nicest way possible,

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- don't need me.
- [sighs]

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Another day,
another ridiculous,
humiliating failure.

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So, what do we do
with all these banana peels?

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My wrist is still hurting
from peeling 387 bananas.

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And my eyes hurt
from watching you do it.

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Hey! What if we grew
a giant banana,

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and made a giant peeler,

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so we only have to peel once?

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Sounds like somebody
wants more pie.
Let's do it!

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Oh! Um, you're just
walking in normally today.

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It's just, I, uh--
I don't have much to report.

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I was kinda hoping
a cool lair entrance
would eat up a little time.

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Our intel reveals
that Doofenshmirtz
isn't, uh, up to, well,

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anything today, which is--

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I guess just stand by
in case he does do something.

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I told you this meeting
could just be an email.

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You could just be
an email, Carl.

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[sobs] Jeremy was supposed
to be here 15 minutes ago,
and clearly he blew me off.

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No one in the world
has it worse than me.

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- [Stacy] <i>That's a bit
of an exaggeration.</i>
- Oh, sorry, Stace.

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I forgot
I was on the phone with you.

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Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
In the whole world,

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maybe one or two
have it worse.

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But definitely in Danville,

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no one has it worse than me.

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[panting, groaning]

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Hey! Keep dancing, Jeremy.
These Slushy Dawgs
aren't gonna sell themselves!

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But it's so hot out here,
and you made me
work a double shift!

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I had no choice.
Jordan is still in the
hospital with heat stroke.

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- Now keep dancing!
- [Jeremy] <i>I need to rethink
my career trajectory.</i>

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<i>- Gotta call Candace
and explain why I'm late.
-</i> [rustling]

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Ooh! Fresh air.
What a relief
to be free again.

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[screams]

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- [phone vibrating]
- Jeremy?

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- [beeps]
- Hello?

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- [muffled munching noises]
- Jeremy?

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[gasps] Is this a butt dial?

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He's out getting food
without me! [sobs]

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Forget it!

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[wailing] Worst life ever.

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- [Jeremy groaning]
- [munching noise]

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[Jeremy groans, shrieks]

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- [munching]
- [Jeremy] No, no, no, no!

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[screams, grunts]

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[muffled groans]

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- [grunting]
- [panting] Oh, what was that?

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And why did it
look like Candace?

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[munching, humming]

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[clattering]

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[electricity crackling]

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[metallic scraping]

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If that's you,
Perry the Platypus,

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I'm not doing
anything evil. I--

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- [crashing]
- That is definitely not
Perry the Platypus.

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If you--
If you plan to eat me,

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I'm all gristle.
I'm very gamey!

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I'm not good at all!

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[pants] I think I lost it.

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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz
screams, grunts]

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- [muffled screaming]
- [munching]

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[gulps]

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- [thwap, squeaking]
- Jeremy?

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[grunts] Something jumped
on me and started
swallowing me whole,

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- and it kinda looked like you.
- What?

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I got away,
but something is out there.

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[♪ synth-pop music playing]

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Candace, hey.
Want a ride?

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Buckle up.

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[muffled groaning]

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You know, I can't understand
you when you mutter,
Candace. Candace?

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- Candace!
- [grumbling] "Candace."

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Oh, Mom's here.
But let me get you a blanket.

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No blanket, huh?

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[grumbling] No blanket.
I'm Candace.

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- Uh, okay.
- [Candace Suit] No blanket.

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[Jeremy] Candace,
are you all right?

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- [grunts]
- [screams] Get away from him,
you long-necked freak!

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[Candace grunts, strains]

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Stop it!

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[grunts] Help me, Jeremy!

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[grumbling] Help me, Jeremy.

111
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Wait, help who?
Which one is which?

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[grunts] Are you kidding me?

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[mechanical whirring]

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- [door opens]
- [screams] Two Candaces.
Only one is real.

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You gotta help me!

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[grunting, burbling]

117
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[Isabella] Wow, it's like
I'm seeing double.

118
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That one looks
strangely familiar.

119
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But which Candace
is the real Candace?

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- I am!
- [grumbles] I am!

121
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Did you try
kissing both of 'em?

122
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What? That's what I'd do.
Heck, I'll do it right now!

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[both]
No one's kissing anybody.

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- Your loss.
- There must be some
indisputable way

125
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- to determine
which is the real--
- Phineas, Ferb!

126
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You did this!
With some kind of--

127
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I-I don't know,
and I don't care.
You two are so busted.

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- [all] That's her.
- Plus, the other one is
six feet tall and slouching!

129
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It's a Candace suit!

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[grunting, burbling]

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[grunts, stutters]

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[grunts] How weird!

133
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- I am outta here!
- Beatrice!

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- What is it doing here
and how is it alive?
- [blubbers]

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Yeah. I don't remember
imbuing the suit
with the gift of life.

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I think I'd remember that.

137
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- [blubbers, grunts]
- [Isabella screams]

138
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- Get off her!
- Stop that!

139
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Hey, not Isabella!

140
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- [munching, grunting]
- It's an abomination.

141
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Hey! Let's not be
too hasty with Beatrice.
Run, Beatrice, run!

142
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We've got to
stop her before she
attacks someone else!

143
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[♪ synth-pop music starts]

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<i>♪ I don't know
where to begin ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I guess it's just
the age-old tale ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Of chasing a
sentient latex skin ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Down a boulevard
Hot on its trail ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You know
we got to catch her ♪</i>

149
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<i>♪ She's a no-good
body snatcher ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's all skin, no bone ♪</i>

151
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<i>♪ Candace Flynn's
demented clone ♪</i>

152
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<i>♪ All skin, no bone ♪</i>

153
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<i>♪ You don't wanna
be caught alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With the Candace Suit ♪</i>

155
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<i>♪ She's the Candace Suit ♪</i>

156
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[grunts, blubbers]

157
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[groaning]

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- [footsteps running]
- Gotcha!

159
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- [blubbers, groans]
- Your reign of terror
ends now!

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[both grunting]

161
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There can be only one Candace.

162
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[both grunt, struggle]

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- Where's Beatrice?
- Candace cornered her
in the alley.

164
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Is she okay?

165
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[sobbing] You killed her!
You monster!

166
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- Don't touch me!
- Come on, gang.

167
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Guess we ought to get back
to the banana peeler.

168
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[muffled screaming]

169
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- [grumbling] A perfect fit.
- [bicycle bell rings]

170
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You seem so
different today, honey.

171
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But in a good way.
Usually you'd be trying
to bust the boys by now.

172
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[muffled screaming]

173
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[grumbling]
You guys are so busted.

174
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[muffled grunts and screams]

175
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Go fish!

176
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[grumbling gibberish]

177
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[muffled screams]

178
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Candace, you okay?

179
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- [Candace strains]
- [Candace Suit grunts]

180
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[grumbling] Me actually
gonna help the boys.

181
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[gasps]

182
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[grumbling] Jeremy,
where'd you go?
I'm Candace.

183
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Oh, uh, Candace.
Uh, come on over.

184
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Now! The banana peeler!

185
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[mechanical whirring]

186
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But it was
fitting her so well.

187
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How did you know it was her?

188
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She said she was
going to "help" the boys.

189
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Does that sound
like Candace to you?

190
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- Sure doesn't.
- It does not.

191
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Uh, I-- It-- Attacked--
Trapped...

192
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Finish her!

193
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Stop! Knock it off.
She's a semi-sentient,
rubber, living thing.

194
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And who are we
to take her life away?

195
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Well, he may have a point.

196
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- [blubbers]
- What is it saying?

197
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It's okay. I can speak
a little Candace Suit.

198
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I'll do my best to translate.

199
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<i>"My first memory
is waking up,
alone and limp and cold.</i>

200
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<i>I was an empty shell,
literally."</i>

201
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You got all that from...
[grunts and babbles]

202
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It's all in the intonation!

203
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<i>"I tried filling myself
with a raccoon.</i>

204
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<i>I stumbled through
the world, seeking connection,</i>

205
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<i>but found only fear and scorn.</i>

206
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<i>I was so confused,
until I saw my own reflection.</i>

207
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<i>- I was a monster."
-</i> [woman screams]

208
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:13,362
- [grunts]
<i>- "I tried filling myself
with garbage.</i>

209
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:16,281
<i>I tried everything
to cage my appearance,
to fit in."</i>

210
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,326
- [woman screams]
<i>- "But nothing worked...</i>

211
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,831
<i>- until I tried a human host."</i>
- [Candace Suit babbles]

212
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"I only wanted a life,
friends, family.

213
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:32,881
And when I saw your life,
Candace, I saw you had
everything anyone could want.

214
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,883
I didn't want
to give that up."

215
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She's right.
I've been taking my life
for granted,

216
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and I'm sorry for
wanting to destroy you.

217
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[all gasp]

218
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- [munching]
- Beatrice, no!

219
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,186
You got to stop doing that.
You're making this so hard.

220
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,855
So now what do we do with her?

221
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:51,733
- All right. Step aside.
- We're not using
the flamethrower.

222
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,652
She deserves to live out
a full life.

223
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,447
- Not my life. Her own life.
- You're right, but where?

224
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,658
We need to put her
somewhere far, far away,

225
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where she can't hurt anyone.

226
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,537
Wait a minute!
Okay, stay with me on this.

227
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,373
She's empty and all alone
in this world, right?

228
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,544
Well, I know someone else
who's empty and all alone.

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00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,298
This is it.

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00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,260
[babbling]

231
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,513
- [grunts]
- [babbles]

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00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,975
- [grunts]
- [babbling]

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00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,191
I've never felt so seen.

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Candace Suit and Klimpaloon
the Magical Old-Timey
Bathing Suit

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00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,987
already have
the same last name.

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00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,824
Perhaps they are "suited"
for each other after all.


